why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

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a-thelittledevil:

I need a friend that would go to different forests and abandoned places with me

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darkbluetile:

take me to expensive restaurants so I can take selfies in their beautiful bathrooms

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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exactable:

JUST BECAUSE I INSULT MYSELF DOESN’T MEAN ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO 

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hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

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